Despite endowments from the Esoteric Order of Enigmatic Gentlemen and a good supply of very old money, our institution is a costly one and important research often requires a shot of capitalism to keep things running smoothly.
Shoggoths are creatures better enjoyed from afar which makes many of their skills sadly, unmarketable. However after a Shoggoth bearing an uncanny resemblance to the native gourds of the Americas, it was thought that marketing self carving and ever shifting Jack'o Lanterns would be a surefire profit maker.
And it is! These bizarre forms like nothing more than to regrow their form and carve a fresh face, the problem lies that they don't stop there and have been known to stab the hand that feeds.
Slashing Pumpkins, as they have become known, are now apparently widely sought after by unscrupulous healthcare professionals. I'm told that their surgical ability is second to none...it's just a matter of coaxing them into performing the right surgery that's an issue.
Cast in flexible polyurethane resin.
Small parts may be a choking hazard and not suitable for small children.
Despite endowments from the Esoteric Order of Enigmatic Gentlemen and a good supply of very old money, our institution is a costly one and important research often requires a shot of capitalism to keep things running smoothly.
Shoggoths are creatures better enjoyed from afar which makes many of their skills sadly, unmarketable. However after a Shoggoth bearing an uncanny resemblance to the native gourds of the Americas, it was thought that marketing self carving and ever shifting Jack'o Lanterns would be a surefire profit maker.
And it is! These bizarre forms like nothing more than to regrow their form and carve a fresh face, the problem lies that they don't stop there and have been known to stab the hand that feeds.
Slashing Pumpkins, as they have become known, are now apparently widely sought after by unscrupulous healthcare professionals. I'm told that their surgical ability is second to none...it's just a matter of coaxing them into performing the right surgery that's an issue.
Cast in flexible polyurethane resin.
Small parts may be a choking hazard and not suitable for small children.