
The Mean Green Mother
Through great sacrifice and at least half a dozen lost or injured junior researchers, our team was finally able to procure a viable cutting from our early plant based life forms.
On balance we believe that this is a worthwhile trade. Through selective breeding and careful cultivation, our greenhouse is more alive than it has ever been, primarily due to the Mean Green Mother.
Whilst undeniably botanical in nature, this being is in a constant state of gestation, having given birth to several other horticultural and fungoid offspring.
As no other Shoggoths have been seen to reproduce in this manner, we excitedly await each new form and try to sate the Mother's needs as best we can.
On an unconnected note, we formally renounce any responsibility for missing livestock, pets or rogue dentists in the local area.
The mean green mother is cast from semi rigid resin and is roughly 120×120×120mm. May contain small parts and is not suitable for children.
The Mean Green Mother
Through great sacrifice and at least half a dozen lost or injured junior researchers, our team was finally able to procure a viable cutting from our early plant based life forms.
On balance we believe that this is a worthwhile trade. Through selective breeding and careful cultivation, our greenhouse is more alive than it has ever been, primarily due to the Mean Green Mother.
Whilst undeniably botanical in nature, this being is in a constant state of gestation, having given birth to several other horticultural and fungoid offspring.
As no other Shoggoths have been seen to reproduce in this manner, we excitedly await each new form and try to sate the Mother's needs as best we can.
On an unconnected note, we formally renounce any responsibility for missing livestock, pets or rogue dentists in the local area.
The mean green mother is cast from semi rigid resin and is roughly 120×120×120mm. May contain small parts and is not suitable for children.